hard to believe the star syndicate has been around these parts for 10 years now, but it's true. i am getting hella too old for this. tom fulp. TOM. listen, man. how long have we known each other? can you take the ads with the big jiggling boobs off the website already? i've always been here when you needed a shoulder to cry on. i think it's the least you could do.
second of all. this goes out to the SS. you my boys. i love you all. we have been thru some real wacky hijinx together (like making over 1000 goddamn cartoons). i think that is deserving of some celebration. i will buy us all champagne and a round of steam emoticons. i would not be the happy, well-adjusted citizen i am today without you guys. seriously, i've spent 40% of my life with you fools and i would not have it any other way.
SS TILL I DIE